I weighed ninety-eight pounds, had pimples all around,
broken records was all I would play.
I had bad B.O. and all the girlies said 'no'
I got rejected almost every day.
But then, I grew a mustache...
Now I bench two-fifty, got a six pack and it's nifty
hitting parties almost every night.
I sweat Acqua Di Gio and don't tell me because I know
that keeping ladies off of me is a fight.
Growing a mustache changed my life.
It was the best decision of my life.
Took away all of my troubles and strive, yeah
growing a mustache changed my life.
I worked a dead end job cleaning toilets for the mob
that they call the U.S. Government.
I had zero benefits and my brain was bored to bits;
I was just barely scraping by with the rent.
But then, I grew a mustache...
So I got a call from Obama saying 'Hey, kid. Do you wanna
serve a while in my cabinet?'
Now I golf with Al Gore, got a penthouse by the shore
and I fly my own private jet.
Growing a mustache changed my life.
It was the best decision of my life.
Took away all of my troubles and strive, yeah
growing a mustache changed my life.
So the moral of the story is that life is hunky dory
when you got a little facial hair.
You can be real hip if you cover your lip
and make it furry like a grizzly bear.
So go, and grow a mustache...
With all the strength you can muster you should grow a cookie duster.
Grow it out until it looks like mine
and you will soon see brother that your life will be another
and every day will be sweet like wine.
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